While I've been away for half a week, these few nuggets of mine were published:
That last one has a pretty cringeworthy pic attached if you click through to the link. In my defence, white Irish girls are to hip-hop as Michael Jackson is to sunlight.
Right - off again to the airport. I don't believe the term 'jet-set' can be employed when flying Ryanair. Adios Espana, hi there Orlando!